YOU WON’T SNOOZE THE NEWS

Watching news has changed over the years ,
no more Cronkites, Daly’s and rest
Today it’s a half-naked female;
it’s almost like watching burlesque.
No idea what a low cut blouse,
or a skirt never reaching the knees
Has to do with the news in China,
or choose any country you please.

It’s raining cats and dogs in the West,
a revolt’s brewing in El Salvador
To heck with all that,
we men wonder can she possibly show any more?
Gypsy Rose would be forced out of business
if she lived in this day and age
She’d soon learn her fans and feathers
are on a different page.