Believe it or not, I actually worked diligently on an original piece for this issue. However, I remembered that I always run my very special advice column during this extremely tender and loving time of year. The commentary below first "aired" in 2008 and since the rules apply annually, it has now become customary to repeat it in early February. So, enjoy this delightful composition and have a fabulous Valentines Day experience.

My funny valentine, sweet comic valentine—Oh, sorry, I got carried away with the tune of the season!

On the note of Valentine's Day, women, you are exempt from reading this column and may now release the paper. This piece goes out to all MEN in the reading area.