Hello and a Happy New Year to all. Well, even though the paper is back from vacation, (there's a major rumor circulating that it was spotted on the beach with the New York Times), I, clearly, am having a hard time recovering from said time off.

As tradition has it, I shall reach into the vault and pluck a piece from the past. Actually, I run this annually just to keep everyone on the straight and narrow in terms of this most pressing issue.

I thought it would be a perfect rerun for the new year. Let's get off on good footing right from the get-go. Enjoy, and see you soon with something original, I think...

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